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Published on 05/13/2022 at 01:10 am AEST

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y 6 year old daughter gets her allowance in #Bitcoin. Her plan is to retire by 16.
— Shane Ganix (@ShaneGanix) May 4, 2022

Market Update: pic.twitter.com/28VgerxrQ5
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) May 5, 2022

#Bitcoin pic.twitter.com/BFVzi1U1BR

— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) May 5, 2022

Today's lunch.
Thanks #BTC pic.twitter.com/qf1S3dPi6O
— Devchart 👨🏻‍💻 (@devchart) May 9, 2022

good luck pic.twitter.com/zQztbPdV6y
— gaut (@0xgaut) May 9, 2022

Bears from 2009-2021: “A crash is coming!”

Bears in 2022: “I told you so!”
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) May 11, 2022

Fucking legend pic.twitter.com/NOXYBcewyA
— Kitty Kitty gang bang (Carlo Casio) (@INArteCarloDoss) May 11, 2022

The crypto market in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/kUyXwRkof3
— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) May 11, 2022

When the stock you own that crashed 10% yesterday is up 1.7% today pic.twitter.com/oNZsVHQfwe
— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (drpatel.eth) (@ParikPatelCFA) May 10, 2022

BREAKING: Job report beats estimates as the crypto market collapses pic.twitter.com/hydB6ALvfd
— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) May 6, 2022

This market doesn’t scare me, I’ve been through much worse pic.twitter.com/Qou49L40Gr
— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) May 10, 2022

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