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A little laugh never hurt anybody! Here are a selection of funny financial tweets carefully selected by the MarketScreener team. Enjoy!

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Published on 04/21/2022 at 10:25 pm AEST

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Elon Musk after acquiring Twitter pic.twitter.com/bxrwNr466z

— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (drpatel.eth) (@ParikPatelCFA) April 14, 2022

A rare item pic.twitter.com/NcJ2YOE2bm

— femb✦t (@__femb0t) April 18, 2022

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— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) April 18, 2022

3 certainties in life:

• Death
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• Your stop loss getting hit

— Ramp Capital (@RampCapitalLLC) April 18, 2022

Copyright do not infringe pic.twitter.com/Q8Tq7s8fk9

— markmoran.eth (@itsmarkmoran) April 18, 2022

These two bullets collided in the battle of Gallipoli in 1915. The chances of this happening are 1 in a billion.

This is still more likely than the Twitter board creating value for shareholders. pic.twitter.com/JiWRXNZUAd

— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (drpatel.eth) (@ParikPatelCFA) April 18, 2022

The inverse Cramer index strikes again pic.twitter.com/Ay1V9hSsgS

— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (drpatel.eth) (@ParikPatelCFA) April 19, 2022

First, I lose all my time watching Netflix. Now, I lose all my money investing in it.

— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) April 19, 2022

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— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) April 20, 2022

Netflix stock down 20% after 1.4 billion people in India realize they can all share the same password

— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (drpatel.eth) (@ParikPatelCFA) April 19, 2022

pic.twitter.com/wyJZwwed1T

— Alongside (@alongsidefi) April 20, 2022

Netflix - "We are raising prices to provide amazing new content to our loyal customers!"

6 months of shit content later

Netflix - "We are raising prices to provide amazing new content to our loyal customers!"

6 months of shit content later

— Alec Parsimonious (@AlecSaves) April 20, 2022

Live view of Elon on the Tesla earnings call talking about the robotaxi with no steering wheel and pedals pic.twitter.com/jpTpNdgD1Y

— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) April 20, 2022

My accountant after seeing that I placed 89,511 trades last year just to make $38 in profit pic.twitter.com/462X3PuuyA

— Wall Street Memes (@wallstmemes) April 18, 2022

 

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